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there will be feasting and dancing
in jerusalem next year
Created on 2001-06-28 14:26:19 (#211450), last updated 2009-06-28
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Basic Info| Name: | Alternatively, stop masturbating with sandpaper |
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| Birthdate: | 1988-11-19 |
| Location: | Cambridge, United Kingdom |
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emilyray15@gmail.com BioI like people! \o/ Please friend at will; I will happily talk to anyone who says hi. Anon commenters absolutely welcome! Conversely, there is no obligation to talk if you don't feel like it. Lurkers also welcome! There is an introduction post here if you feel the need for one.
Friending policy: At the moment (May 2009) I friend everybody back. For the sake of my sanity, I read on a filter. If you friend me, I'd love it if you left a comment and said hi, but you don't have to if you don't want to.
If you want to talk to me somewhere that's not a public forum, then you are welcome to contact me by PM, email or instant messenger. I am generally about as scary as a small unconfrontational unscary thing and perfectly willing to chat.
If you are under sixteen and reading this journal even though LiveJournal TOLD you it wasn't suitable for minors - hi! I was in your position once! Please do not mention how old you are to me, because it makes me feel kind of weird. I hope you like the fic, though.
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Friending policy: At the moment (May 2009) I friend everybody back. For the sake of my sanity, I read on a filter. If you friend me, I'd love it if you left a comment and said hi, but you don't have to if you don't want to.
If you want to talk to me somewhere that's not a public forum, then you are welcome to contact me by PM, email or instant messenger. I am generally about as scary as a small unconfrontational unscary thing and perfectly willing to chat.
If you are under sixteen and reading this journal even though LiveJournal TOLD you it wasn't suitable for minors - hi! I was in your position once! Please do not mention how old you are to me, because it makes me feel kind of weird. I hope you like the fic, though.
- There is to be no pairing smushing in this journal. Take your Ryden and leave meeeee. I KNOW THIS IS IRRATIONAL BUT.
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ignipes is not allowed to talk about people having sex with dragons. I can't believe I have to make this a rule. - OKAY JUST FOR THE RECORD NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT PEOPLE HAVING SEX WITH DRAGONS EITHER.
- I am a compulsive commentficcer. THIS IS OKAY.
- I like: porn, gen, romance, action, character studies, boys, girls, fluffy animals, cliches, new ideas, language that fills my head with shiny exclamation marks, myths, mysteries, dead languages, stories of all kinds, writing.
- I dislike: cruelty, prejudice, stupidity, cowardice, bad writing, and PEOPLE WHO TALK ABOUT PEOPLE HAVING SEX WITH DRAGONS FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU.
- Sex with zombies, on the other hand, is fine.
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bandslash, books, due south, fall out boy, fandom, femmeslash, fen, fic, film, gen, gerard way saves lives, gordon korman, harry potter, kormanfic, meta, mikey fuckin way, mina de malfois, my chemical romance, patrick martin stump(h), paul gross arms, reading, slash, the laws of panic, tv, writing
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